Headline Of The Day

Iowa Democrat May Lose Senate Bid Because He Is A Litigious Idiot And His Wife Hates Chickens

OK, I understand that some lawyers are “litigious idiots”, but what kind of monster hates chickens?


Author: qcexaminer

None of your damned business.

2 thoughts on “Headline Of The Day”

  1. My neighbors had a bunch of roosters a few years back, that would crow about every six seconds (collectively), day and night. Even a half mile away it was irritating, across an otherwise quiet little valley. But laying hens are no problem, even in a back yard.

    Of course running for office, if he is too stupid to wait till after the election to lean on his neighbor with a lawsuit “threat/suggestion”, then he deserves to lose. Iowa has gone rather liberal, but they are still more rural minded than most I think.

    I can hear his ad now … “I’m Bruce Braley, and I approved this message … and I hate chickens” šŸ™‚

  2. From what I can tell, all these chickens were girls, so no crowing—a man thing, ya know. šŸ˜€ The problem was the neighbor let her chickens roam and so, not knowing lot line boundaries, said poultry pooped on the Braley property.

    But still, I believe an even better campaign ad would be: I’m Bruce Braley and I approved this message because even though I love chickens, my wife rules the roost.” šŸ˜€

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