Scenes From A Marriage:
Me: Hey, listen to this email we got from the apartment manager: “Please drip all the faucets in your apartment. Drip both the HOT and COLD water. Please leave the faucets dripping until we remove the FREEZE ALERT signs at the entrances of our community.”
Mr. E: How cold is it supposed to get tonight?
Me: Just a minute, I’ll check——29 degrees.
Mr. E: What is the high tomorrow?
Me: 46 degrees.
Mr. E: What are the water pipes made of here—Saran Wrap?