My Mama Told Me You’d Better Shop Around

Do you have the sort of inquiring mind that wants to know what it means if your girlfriend (or whatever) has lots of dark hair on her forearm? Or which finger(s) she accessorizes with rings? Does she carry a small purse or a large one? Her hair color?

If these questions are burning in your brain, do I have a blog for you! That blog would be Roissy in DC.

Roissy is a totally un-PC alpha male and his posts are hilarious. Also spot on. I took the test myself and it was pretty accurate—and no, I don’t have a large, tacky tattoo near my nether regions, but thanks for wondering.

Check out the whole blog—-it’s a hoot! One of my favorite posts is Roissy’s advice on how to break up with a girlfriend who is pushing marriage. Just say something like “Gee, if we ever have kids, I hope we don’t have a hot daughter because, whoo, I don’t know if I could control myself!” Yeah, that should do the trick!

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Author: qcexaminer

None of your damned business.

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