The nut graff:
“At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious intergalactic lightweight. Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms.”
Go to the link for “exclusive” photos of Cindy McCain in a hot tub with the Alien.
I’ll bet the New York Times is furious they got scooped on this story.