QC Examiner

According to The Lone Star Times:

John McCain is older than the ban on lawn darts.

John McCain is older than facial moisturizers for men.

John McCain is older than Gangsta Rap.

John McCain is older than having to explain to your children why everyone on the TV is talking about the President’s penis. (I can relate to this one!)

John McCain is older than Murtha’s earmarks.

NRO continues…..

John McCain is so old that when he was born, Obama’s neighbor and donor William Ayers hadn’t tried to kill anyone with a bomb yet.

When John McCain was born, the flag pins that Obama called “a substitute for true patriotism” had forty-eight stars. (Much like the flags at this year’s Democratic convention will have, as Michigan and Florida will not be recognized)

John McCain was born in those long ago days when if you went into church, you could count on the pastor saying “God bless America!”

When John McCain was born, any first ladies visiting Bosnia would have been dodging sniper fire in the “Kingdom of Yugoslavia”.

When John McCain was born, Americans in small towns had only been clinging to religion and guns for about a century and a half.

When John McCain was a toddler, the national average tax on a gallon of gasoline was under four cents.

More at the link….

My contribution:

When John McCain was born, haircuts were only two bits instead of $400.