Song Of The Day

Courtesy of Don Surber, commenting about the recent House page scandal, this time with Democrats in control: “2 House pages were bounced for oral sex in public and 2 for shoplifting. Republican, Democratic, Congress could not manage a 1-car funeral. Crank up Willie Nelson to sing ‘Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys’:”

Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be pages
Don’t let ‘em make whoopee and shoplift from stores
Make ‘em be hookers and lawyers and whores
Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be pages.
They’ll never stay home and’ll hang ’round congressmen
That’s one step away from sin.

So true, and don’t you think it’s time Congress abolished the page program? The program is broken because it doesn’t seem to matter which party controls Congress—-there is always a page scandal.