It’s just another wacky, paranoid Arab conspiracy theory about the Jews.
This one was particularly creative, I thought. The idea that the IDF would use strippers to jump out of tanks in front of rioting Palestinians, do a seductive striptease, then pull guns out of their underwear to shoot the distracted rioters is hilarious!
At least this paranoid conspiracy theory is more entertaining than the one I saw a couple of days ago about how the U.S. Military put sharks in the Tigris River to eat the little Iraqi children. Sheesh!
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qcexaminer |
November 1, 2007
Them sneaky Israelis! It might work though; I remember reading that the hijackers spent a lot of time at strip clubs before their holy ascension to be with their 77(?) virgins. I wanna know how they are gonna hide an automatic rifle or machine gun in their g-strings. I guess the next time the guys invite me out to the clubs I should have second thoughts!!!
hee!hee! Well you bring up some interesting questions, Scoundrel.
As for hiding AK-47s in their underwear, maybe instead they are fitted out with machine guns on their legs like that girl in “Grindhouse”. The Pals would be so distracted by—–uh, other body parts that they wouldn’t notice the machine gun leg attachments.
As for going out clubbing, I think you’ll be OK as long as you don’t go to clubs in Tel Aviv and start shrieking “jihad!”
Then all bets are off.
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qcexaminer |
November 1, 2007
I am thinking that maybe Phil Hare should secure me a few million dollars government research money and I will force myself to travel the country to make sure all the US g-strings are secure from terrorist threats.
Ya Know I been thinking (a dangerous proposition for everyone around the world) though that shark thing in the river don’t sound very promising; how about some piranha dumped in the Iranian rivers, that ought to have an effect.
i don’t even know how to react to that story.
Comment by Robbie | November 1, 2007
It’s just another wacky, paranoid Arab conspiracy theory about the Jews.
This one was particularly creative, I thought. The idea that the IDF would use strippers to jump out of tanks in front of rioting Palestinians, do a seductive striptease, then pull guns out of their underwear to shoot the distracted rioters is hilarious!
At least this paranoid conspiracy theory is more entertaining than the one I saw a couple of days ago about how the U.S. Military put sharks in the Tigris River to eat the little Iraqi children. Sheesh!
Comment by qcexaminer | November 1, 2007
Them sneaky Israelis! It might work though; I remember reading that the hijackers spent a lot of time at strip clubs before their holy ascension to be with their 77(?) virgins. I wanna know how they are gonna hide an automatic rifle or machine gun in their g-strings. I guess the next time the guys invite me out to the clubs I should have second thoughts!!!
Comment by thescoundrel | November 1, 2007
hee!hee! Well you bring up some interesting questions, Scoundrel.
As for hiding AK-47s in their underwear, maybe instead they are fitted out with machine guns on their legs like that girl in “Grindhouse”. The Pals would be so distracted by—–uh, other body parts that they wouldn’t notice the machine gun leg attachments.
As for going out clubbing, I think you’ll be OK as long as you don’t go to clubs in Tel Aviv and start shrieking “jihad!”
Then all bets are off.
Comment by qcexaminer | November 1, 2007
I am thinking that maybe Phil Hare should secure me a few million dollars government research money and I will force myself to travel the country to make sure all the US g-strings are secure from terrorist threats.
Ya Know I been thinking (a dangerous proposition for everyone around the world) though that shark thing in the river don’t sound very promising; how about some piranha dumped in the Iranian rivers, that ought to have an effect.
Comment by thescoundrel | November 1, 2007