Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

It’s all about the ladies:

Exhibit A: Four women employees of a New Hampshire town were fired for gossiping about an improper relationship between the town administrator and another employee.

My last place of employment was in a high-pressure business and staffed almost exclusively with women. I know from personal experience that our high level of performance depended on coffee, cigarettes and gossip. Maybe OSHA should be looking into this.

Exhibit B:A female blogger has issued a helpful guide to online dating for men. Some tips are: don’t use a photo of yourself in a cowboy hat, don’t use the cringe-inducing phrase “I work hard and play hard” and be sure to check your spelling. Saying that you “perfer smart ladeis” ain’t gonna get the job done pal.

Exhibit C:Pakistani Prime Minister Aziz, who brags that he could conquer any woman in two minutes, was shot down with ease by Condi Rice after Aziz attempted to hit on her. Pakistani diplomatic embarrassment and mortification ensued.

Poor Aziz evidently got his American women confused—-it’s Hillary who has a weakness for womanizers.

Exhibit D: Scientists have discovered that a female shark can fertilize her own eggs and bypass male sharks completely.

I guess it’s true what the feminists say: A shark needs a man like a woman needs a bicycle.